50 How To's
1. How to open a can ^ 2. How to shuck corn 3. How to cook beans 4. How to make instant ramen ^ 5. How to finger paint ^ 6. How to make origami 7. How to pitch a ball 8. How to walk your dog ^ 9. How to change a diaper 10. How to write a book 11. How to write poetry 12. How to punch 13. How to make matcha tea 14. How to hem pants 15. How to kill a fly ^ 16. How to kiss 17. How to paint a mountain ^ 18. How to enjoy abstract art 19. How to give a good handshake ^ 20. How to give a good speech ^ 21. How to punch a pickle 22. How to kiss a kite 23. How to levitate to that thing on fire in the sky 24. How to get back Stacey 25. How to impress my parakeet ^ 26. How to frame a lizard for murder ^ 27. How to frame grandma for murder ^ 28. How to lose my pants 29. How to gain the trust of a bean ^ 30. How to te